The Connoisseur Body Lotion


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Scent: decadent coffee & rich cocoa 
Scent Strength: strong 
Key Benefits: Promotes circulation. High in vitamin C. Caffeine free, but rich in antioxidants. Softens skin. Aphrodisiac, because c'mon, who doesn't want to be up close with someone that smells of coffee & chocolate?


Moisturize your skin with this natural lotion

This lotion has a base of sweet almond oil and coconut oil to provide moisture and necessary nutrients to your skin, keeping it soft and healthy looking. 

Every ingredient in the lotion has a purpose to provide you with firmer, softer, healthier skin.

They're good as aftershave lotions, all over body lotions, and they're light enough for even a basic facial moisturizer


All Natural

You won't find any of that crazy artificial crap you find in other products with crazy names that scare you. We use carefully sourced natural ingredients only.

No Bad Stuff

No harmful chemicals! And it works! Free of parabens. We use thoroughly researched ingredients that are natural and naturally-derived and score under a 3 on the EWG SkinDeep database.

It Really Works

We wouldn't make it if it didn't work for us. We test everything thoroughly (on ourselves.. no animal testing of course) to make sure they provide the benefits we formulate them for.



Water, Aloe Vera Liquid, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Sulfite, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, BTMS 50, Glycerin, Stearyl Alcohol, Essential Oil Blend, Oat Extract, DL Panthenol, Optiphen, Buckthorn Extract, Vitamin E 

Comes in an 8 fl oz glass bottle.

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    Alisha B.
    United States

    Yummiest smelling lotion!

    This lotion is great on my dry cracked hands. It provides instant relief. The smell is also amazing! I was worried the smell would be too strong but it's the perfect amount of chocolate and coffee!

    Sherry H.
    United States

    The scent is what I love

    I keep a bottle of this by the kitchen sink. This keeps my hands and arms smooth and soft after hand washing dishes. I love that it comes in a glass bottle, apothecary looking which is really nice. I have nothing negative to say about this. I will buy more when this is gone.

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    Richard J.
    United States


    Awesome! Works great as an aftershave, works great as a skin moisturizer over existing tattoos, and it also helped my new tattoo heal quicker.. Plus my girlfriend says I smell like a hot chocolate. And she loves hot chocolate so that works for me;-)